These dogs learned new tricks

Two daring dogs have learned some impressive skills. One surfs, one skateboards. Nice tricks. But if you really want to impress us, teach your dog to weed the garden, mop the floor and deliver you a refreshing beverage from the fridge. Extra points if you can specify which beverage you’d like Buddy to bring you.
Paris Hilton sauntered out of jail Tuesday. And now we can finally stop hearing about the spoiled starlet, and whether or not she looks good in orange. Yeah, right. And Paris will suddenly take up a responsible job as an astrophysicist.
Local berries are in season. And berries are full of healthy stuff: antioxidants, vitamin C, potassium, folate. Much more importantly, though, they go great with a nice chocolate ganache. Chocolate’s a health food, too.
Speaking of food, inmates at a jail got creative with theirs and used it to cover up a hole they’d hacked in the wall between cells. They used pancake batter and toothpaste to hide their remodeling efforts.
It sounds like the inmates have been talking to Martha Stewart. Maybe she passed on some tips from her time in the clink.