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by Doug Parry, Herald staff The baseball playoffs resumed last night, with Colorado battling Arizona. Once again, Alex Rodriguez will be home for the World Series, but here are a few things he can do to pass the time, aside from getting spotted at another strip club or asking Derek Jeter to be BFFs again:
Decide what to do with his money: Michelle Singletary has some suggestions for where to put your rainy-day fund, such as a savings account or a CD. Of course, Alex could keep his rainy-day fund close at hand and wallpaper his house with $100 bills.
Pitch in around the house and install a low-flow toilet. Options include high-tech flushing and pressurized tanks. If A-Rod wants a gold-plated throne, he'll have to special order it.
Sign up for "Moment of Truth," an upcoming Fox TV game show where people answer embarrassing personal questions to win money. A woman on the Colombian version of the show admitted hiring someone to kill her husband. It shouldn't be too hard on A-Rod. All he's ever killed are the Yankees' chances in the playoffs.