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You could substitute it for the chicken in a healthy enchilada recipe as long as you follow another rule: Check the neighborhood for “lost turtle” signs before cooking.
If you’d like to further improve your chances of survival, you can skip the Arctic and visit the polar bear exhibit at Germany’s Nuremberg Zoo, which not only has a slightly cross-eyed new cub, but also big bars between you and the bears.
Prepare to apply this rule if you lose Apple’s new ultra-thin laptop, which is a mere 0.76 inches thick. The computer comes with an 80-gigabyte hard drive, but Apple failed to equip it with either a CD/DVD drive or a homing beacon to help you find it before it gets dumped in the trash with the piles of junk mail on your desk.
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