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Twister, and other ways to lose friends
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by Doug Parry, Herald staff
Attention, Discovery Channel. The county may soon have a good candidate for "Dirty Jobs": a professional garbage sorter.
Sounds gross, but Sam Chandler, the county's solid waste director, says it's actually a lot of fun. "You run into an occasional dirty diaper, but you try not to focus on that too much," Chandler says.
So garbage sorting is essentially the same as parenting a small child, but the pay is better and you never have to listen to Elmo.
Carolyn Hax answers a question first posed by historians in "When Harry Met Sally": Can men and women truly be friends? Hax says it's possible, because otherwise every workplace "would spiral into a game of adulterous Twister."
In case you have any bright ideas, we've already patented a TV game show called "Adulterous Twister."
Andy Pettitte of the New York Yankees says ratting out Roger Clemens to Congress "has put a strain on our friendship."
On the Friendship Awkwardness Scale, telling the world your friend had steroids injected in his butt has to rate at least a 9 out of 10. "Adulterous Twister" would be a 10.
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