She only looks youthful

She was less than truthful about that stock sale back in 2001, but give Martha Stewart bonus points for honesty today.

Asked how she keeps her skin so radiant and youthful, the 66-year-old domestic diva cuts straight to the chase.

"I wear a lot of makeup all of the time (those television lights are so unforgiving!)."

Comedian Andy Dick -- you may remember him from such weird antics as licking the faces of Farrah Fawcett and Carrie Fisher at a celebrity roast for William Shatner -- is in trouble again. A 17-year-old girl told police Andy groped her outside a restaurant.

As was the case with Andy's previous escapades, which include getting roughed up by Jon Lovitz, of all people, alcohol seems to have played a major role. So rehab is surely just around the corner.

Speaking of rehab, it's been a while since a member of the Rolling Stones got jammed up, so No. 2 guitar player Ronnie Wood obliges by falling off the wagon and landing back in alcoholism treatment.

While he's drying out, Ronnie might as well get a fresh coat of shoe polish on that shag hairdo of his.