Teed off at the port

Keep your eye on the ball: Port of Everett officials aren't exactly getting a golf clap from Rucker Hill neighbors who learned that cameras bought to watch for terrorists were being trained on them to catch a rogue golfer who has pelted the port with errant shots.

While the video footage can't be released for national security reasons, port officials have this advice for the golf-ball bomber: Loosen your grip, widen your stance and bend your knees slightly.

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Low riders: Cruzin' to Colby, celebrating its 10th anniversary Sunday and Monday, is expected to bring 20,000 people to downtown Everett for a slow-moving parade of spiffed-up vehicles. The Buzz recalls the days when cruising Colby could get you a ticket instead of a trophy.

Fair warning, kids: We think you've got about 10 years before wearing your pants below your hips and a ball cap askew on your head gets its own two-day festival.

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Wait until he tweets his lasagna joke :A cat named Sockington has more than 500,000 people following his feline tweets on his Twitter page. His owner compares him to a "21st century Garfield."

We think he must mean that Sockington's tweets are just as devoid of humor as the comic strip.