Movin' out
Friday, July 3, 2009 | 12:01 am
Movin' out
The government seized convicted swindler Bernie Madoff's luxury penthouse apartment in Manhattan, which his wife earlier had sought to keep -- along with about $62 million for "living expenses."
But Ruth Madoff was forced to leave, and her current whereabouts are uncertain. We see three possibilities:
* She's crashing on the couch at her former doorman's apartment in Queens.
* She's living in a van down by the river.
* She bought a home in Detroit for $1,500.
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This is Ground Control: The new science-fiction movie "Moon" was directed by David Bowie's son. The kid ticked off his dad by not finding a role for Major Tom.
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In another science-fiction tale that's light-years from reality, a beautiful 19-year-old woman is attracted to a bald, homely, obnoxious middle-aged man in "Whatever Works."
But we hear that Woody Allen's next film will shoot for gritty realism: In it, a beautiful 21-year-old woman will respond to a bald, homely, obnoxious middle-age man's advances by first snapping "(bleep) off," then by dialing 911.
The government seized convicted swindler Bernie Madoff's luxury penthouse apartment in Manhattan, which his wife earlier had sought to keep -- along with about $62 million for "living expenses."
But Ruth Madoff was forced to leave, and her current whereabouts are uncertain. We see three possibilities:
* She's crashing on the couch at her former doorman's apartment in Queens.
* She's living in a van down by the river.
* She bought a home in Detroit for $1,500.
---
This is Ground Control: The new science-fiction movie "Moon" was directed by David Bowie's son. The kid ticked off his dad by not finding a role for Major Tom.
---
In another science-fiction tale that's light-years from reality, a beautiful 19-year-old woman is attracted to a bald, homely, obnoxious middle-aged man in "Whatever Works."
But we hear that Woody Allen's next film will shoot for gritty realism: In it, a beautiful 21-year-old woman will respond to a bald, homely, obnoxious middle-age man's advances by first snapping "(bleep) off," then by dialing 911.
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