Why, governor?
Saturday, July 4, 2009 | 12:01 am
On our nation's birthday, America demands answers: Why is Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin resigning?
The Buzz can think of some possible reasons:
• She needs to carve out some free time to read that long piece about her in the current issue of Vanity Fair.
• She hopes to help ease the Michael Jackson family's pain by knocking that story off the cable news networks for the long weekend.
• Taking federal stimulus money just made her feel dirty.
• She has to help hubby Todd improve their view of Russia by building a second story on their home.
• She decided if she's going to be a true "hockey mom," she needs to move to a state that has an NHL franchise.
• Long stares and suggestive comments directed at her by the editors of the National Review and the Weekly Standard were making her uncomfortable.
• She decided she looked fat in those Runners World photos.
• She's going to take over for Tina Fey on "30 Rock."
• She's off to hike the Appalachian Trail.
The Buzz can think of some possible reasons:
• She needs to carve out some free time to read that long piece about her in the current issue of Vanity Fair.
• She hopes to help ease the Michael Jackson family's pain by knocking that story off the cable news networks for the long weekend.
• Taking federal stimulus money just made her feel dirty.
• She has to help hubby Todd improve their view of Russia by building a second story on their home.
• She decided if she's going to be a true "hockey mom," she needs to move to a state that has an NHL franchise.
• Long stares and suggestive comments directed at her by the editors of the National Review and the Weekly Standard were making her uncomfortable.
• She decided she looked fat in those Runners World photos.
• She's going to take over for Tina Fey on "30 Rock."
• She's off to hike the Appalachian Trail.
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