Smile, you're on candid camera:

A Superior Court judge has ordered the Everett School District to turn over additional records related to its installation of a hidden camera in a teacher's classroom.

Having reviewed the documents, The Buzz can confirm that it is not true that if the hidden camera hadn't worked, school district officials planned to resort to waterboarding.



Don't tell Joan: Egypt's top Islamic authority, Grand Mufti Ali Gomaa, says that it is permissible for Egyptian women to wear trousers, provided that they are loose and are not see-through. “Stretch” pants are particularly unacceptable.

Filling the void left by the death of Richard Blackwell, the Grand Mufti will comment for E! Entertainment on red carpet celebrity fashion faux pas during Sunday's Emmys.



A poem by Henry Gibson: The Buzz notes the passing of the poet laureate of “Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In,” Henry Gibson, who, clutching a flower, would recite deadpan poetry.

We'll let Henry have the last word:

"Did you ever stop to figure why the thumbnail is so hard? / Well, it hasn't any choice with all that skin to guard. / It may look fat and pudgy, but its heart is good and true. / It's prettier than a toenail and easier to chew."

Say good night, Dick.