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<< Previous   of   Next >>   ADVERTISEMENT   HAVE YOUR SAY Feel strongly about something? Share it with the community by writing a letter to the editor. You’ll need to include your name, address and daytime phone number. (We’ll only publish your name and hometown.) We reserve the right to edit letters, but if you keep yours to 250 words or less, we won’t ask you to shorten it. If your letter is published, please wait 30 days before submitting another. Send it to: E-mail: letters@heraldnet.com Mail: Letters section The Herald P.O. Box 930 Everett, WA 98206 Fax: 425-339-3458 Have a question about letters? Contact Carol MacPherson (cmacpherson@heraldnet.com or 425-339-3472).   Published: Monday, September 28, 2009 You’ve got to wonder who was running the asylum By Larry Simoneaux There’s this image in my head. It’s of a group of “authorities” sitting around in a (very) closed and (very) private conference room at Eastern State Hospital in Medical Lake. They’re mostly looking down at their notes, at the walls, or out of the windows and the one thought that’s on all of their minds is this: “What the devil were we thinking?” Note to readers — they weren’t — thinking that is. Acting the fool, however, is something else altogether. In case you missed the story, these same “authorities” recently decided that it would be a grand idea to allow Mr. Phillip Arnold Paul to attend the Spokane County Fair in civilian clothes. Mr. Paul then proceeded to escape. Adding tomfoolery to tomfoolery, police weren’t notified that Mr. Paul was unaccounted for until two hours after he’d gone missing. This, you should know, was not Mr. Paul’s first escape. Back in 1991, he walked away during a day trip (likely, again, approved by similar “authorities”) to a nearby lake. He was later captured but, while being booked into custody, knocked a guard unconscious and was convicted of assault for that little shenanigan. For the record, Mr. Paul is not the type of person you — or your kids — would enjoy encountering anywhere, let alone at a county fair. That would be because, in 1987, he was institutionalized after being acquitted by reason of insanity for killing an elderly woman. After killing her, he soaked her body in gasoline to keep search dogs off of her scent and buried her body in her own flower garden. An Associated Press report also noted that Mr. Paul was a “white male, 5-foot-8, 220 pounds, with brownish-gray hair, blue eyes, and a goatee.” His brother, Tom, was quoted as saying that his brother “was a high school and junior college wrestler and a martial artist who should not be approached” and that “I’m a tough guy but I wouldn’t take him on.” The story went on to say that members of an employees union at the institution had long opposed these outings and that they’d sought to stop such trips for “murderers, rapists and pedophiles committed to the hospital as criminally insane.” Apparently, however, “authorities” knew better and allowed them to continue. On the trip in question, 31 patients were being supervised by 11 staff members. By my math, that would be one staff member for about every three patients. This at a fair. This where, when my wife and I took our kids to such events, we often had trouble keeping track of them when we were one-on-one and they weren’t trying to escape. Thankfully, he was captured several days later near Goldendale, and no one had been hurt. When I was a young officer, one of the best captains I ever worked for gave me a piece of advice that’s stayed with me until this day. He said that “whenever you’re considering doing something a bit outside of the envelope (and I’d say that allowing a criminally insane killer to attend a fair could be considered ‘outside of the envelope’), run through your mind what the headlines in tomorrow’s newspaper will be when it all goes down the toilet.” In this case, one of the calmer headlines I read was: “Insane killer escapes on field trip to county fair.” This one’s wrong on so many levels, it’s hard to know where to begin. Still, here are a few suggestions for all such “authorities” whenever they’re considering things like allowing criminally insane killers to attend a county fair: First, stop with the sit-ups you’ve apparently been doing under low coffee tables. The damage goes a lot deeper than the bruises to your foreheads. Second, find someone without an alphabet of degrees behind his or her name who has a couple of kids, a raft of grandkids, and who’s known around town for having a commodity that seems to be sorely missing in your group. That commodity would be common sense. Add that person to your group immediately. Third, listen closely whenever this individual suddenly says, “You’re gonna do what?” Fourth, decide that each and every one of you will all very publicly resign immediately whenever you ignore such common sense and a snafu like this one occurs. Good grief. This one’s enough to make you wonder just who is running the asylum. Larry Simoneaux lives in Edmonds. Send comments to larrysim@clearwire.net. READER COMMENTS Log in or register to post new comment | Log out Letting insane killers go to fairs. To quote actor Slim Pickins in Blazing Saddles: " What in the Wide World of Sports is going on here?". The officials who approved allowing this inmate, who already demonstrated that he was a flight risk , to go on this outing, should issue an appologie fror their actions, and then resign their positions. but that will not happen, for these pointy-headed academics will not see they did anything wrong. They will not be fired, either. Just promoted up or down in the system to get them out of the way. And that will be that. Kim Towner | Sep 30, 2009 4:51 am | 0 replies | View all | Post reply | Request removal The Asylum One need not wonder. This is typical no-brainer. The government was in charge, meaning no one is responsible. Richard Hartley | Sep 29, 2009 11:54 am | 0 replies | View all | Post reply | Request removal Citizen oversight is needed. Once again, it has been proved that a college degree, or a raft of them towed on behind a name, is no proof of intelligence or common sense. Since these authorities cannot be trusted, it may well be time for a citizen oversight committee to monitor and supervise the decisions of said authorities. Perhaps, even, to let the inmates run the asylum, they could hardly do a worse job, and would be considerable cheaper to pay. Its a toss up as to who the more dangerous nut case is, the criminally insane killer who walked, or the supervisor that could not see the stupidity of letting said insane killer out again and again, or the banker that gave said insane killer 85K of credit cards. Seems to me Eastern state should have a few extra beds for them, too. Had citizen overview been in place, our state would not be looking dangerously foolish right now. Thats my delusion, anyway. jon coulter | Sep 28, 2009 2:09 am | 0 replies | View all | Post reply | Request removal

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