Homer did consider joining the Catholic church, but declined when he learned he would not be given the keys to the popemobile.
Still can't drink on the job: Steven Slater, the JetBlue flight attendant who yelled at a passenger, grabbed two beers and deployed an emergency slide, has pleaded guilty to attempted criminal mischief. He avoided jail time but must attend counseling for a year.
Slater promised to turn his life around and already has a new job with Boeing, testing emergency slides on 787s.
Glenn Beck wasn't available: Congressional candidate John Koster, R-Peevish, has pulled out of a debate with Rep. Rick Larsen on KCTS-TV, reportedly because the panel of moderators would have included Herald political reporter Jerry Cornfield.
Koster must be serious; he even turned down KCTS's offer of a free Channel 9 tote bag and a “KCTS Cooks” DVD.
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