Are you ready for some job hunting, Bocephus?

Are you ready?

Didn’t realize Hitler played golf: Hank Williams Jr., “Bocephus” to all his rowdy friends, says he will no longer perform the intro for ESPN’s “Monday Night Football.” ESPN meanwhile said it has already parted ways with Williams over his televised comments that compared President Barack Obama’s golf game with Speaker of the House John Boehner to Hitler playing with an Israeli leader.

Williams may be out of a job with ESPN, but his deft commentary could now land him theme song gigs with Fox News, the History Channel and the Golf Channel.

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Things amiss among Amish: In a split over religious differences, a rogue sect of Amish in Ohio are reportedly attacking other Amish men by cutting off their beards and hair to humiliate them.

Adding insult to injury, the outlaw Amish are using electric razors.

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Hell no, we won’t go: In solidarity with protestors nationwide, about 50 demonstrators with Occupy Seattle remained at Seattle’s Westlake Park on Thursday, even after 25 were arrested the day before because they refused to remove their tents, which aren’t allowed in the park.

Checking the weather, organizers for Occupy Everett say they’ll continue their vigil on the basement couch.

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