How about going as a scantily clad thief?
This little bit ran in one of the police blotters a while back.
Someone wanted to be ready for Halloween, apparently.
An employee of a store selling adult entertainment items said the female suspect entered the store and selected several costumes. She took the sailor, Playboy bunny and gypsy costumes along with a belt and left the store without paying for the items. Value of the items was $414.80.
If she gets caught, she'll be donning a different kind of costume.
Probably an orange one. Made out of a lot more fabric.
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