Rock of sages
To welcome the visitors, we offer the following punchlines to open workshop sessions:
A. I tried rock gardening, but the rocks kept dying.
B. I planted a row of Eric Clapton, but I can't get rid of the nasty Justin Bieber that keeps cropping up around it.
C. Old rock gardeners never die, the moss just catches up with them.
Multi-function: Apple announced its third and latest version of the iPad tablet computer. It's faster than the iPad 2 and has a sharper screen and better camera. The new iPad is being released less than a year after the iPad 2.
This doesn't mean earlier iPads are obsolete and unusable. Your current iPad can be used to level a wobbly table, swat flies or as a cookie sheet.
Never mind the border, just run: Taco Bell has introduced a new offering with a taco shell made from Nacho Cheese Doritos and its fluorescent cheeselike dust.
Wrap it in bacon and deep-fry it and you're still 100 calories shy of a KFC Famous Chicken and Biscuit Bowl.
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