But we've got a better idea: Skip the bus and just sell IVs, complete with stands, that gamblers can drag around the casinos from slot machine to blackjack table.
Just a Double Bypass, hold the mayo: For the second time this year, a patron has fallen ill at Las Vegas' Heart Attack Grill, which infamously offers the 10,000-calorie "Quadruple Bypass Burger" and provides free meals to those weighing more than 350 pounds. The woman reportedly passed out while eating, drinking and smoking.
Another entrepreneur, inspired by the success of the Hangover Heaven bus, has stationed his own vehicle outside the Heart Attack Grill. It's a hearse.
Immoral communication: A 12th member of the military, a communications staffer assigned to the White House, has been implicated in the Secret Service prostitution scandal.
Rejected Colombian Tourism Bureau slogan: What happens in Cartagena will cost you your top-secret clearance.
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