By that standard California may next move to ban Thanksgiving as cruel to humans.
Sweet and sour: The federal Food and Drug Administration has rejected a request by the Corn Refiners Association to rename "high-fructose corn syrup" as the friendlier-sounding "corn sugar" on food labels.
Undeterred, the National Foie Gras Board said it was pursuing its request to have its food product renamed "big-boned duck liver."
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry: Rovio, the Finnish company behind the Angry Birds smartphone game is preparing to open a theme park in Finland based on its video game, called Angry Birds Land.
But the company denied reports that it had reached a deal to accept thousands of fattened flightless California ducks for use in the park's full-sized slingshots.
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