Lifting the curtain on their 2013-14 schedules at the "upfronts" in New York this week, the networks behaved like smartphone-toting fans crashing a red carpet. Stars they craved, and stars they got:
There was James Spader, the former "Boston Legal" headliner tapped for NBC's crime thriller "The Blacklist." Greg Kinnear plays a troubled lawyer on Fox's midseason drama "Rake."
Andy Samberg and Rebel Wilson are favorites among millennials and now Fox is touting their comedies "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" and "Super Fun Night."
Sitcom wizards of yesteryear Michael J. Fox and Sean Hayes? NBC has built vehicles for both.
CBS programming chief Nina Tassler crowed about "the biggest 'get' of the season": Robin Williams, who rocketed to fame in "Mork & Mindy" a generation ago, returning to TV as an eccentric ad exec in "The Crazy Ones."
Williams, a reminder of the networks' glory days, joked to ad buyers about how much things have changed: "It's been a long time since I've been on TV, 30 years, when there were much simpler upfronts -- and a mound of coke," he said.
Of course, there isn't any boldface name powerful enough to resurrect that era, and TV executives know it. Not a single hit emerged this season, and the audience trends are dismal, with viewers defecting to cable, Netflix, Amazon and their smartphones.
Reliable ways of measuring viewers for new media -- and hence adjusting ad rates accordingly -- have proved a long time in coming.
Executives are so panicked about the future that they devoted large portions of their presentations in New York barraging ad buyers with pitches about their digital strategies, including ABC's new streaming app, ABC Watch, that allows viewers to see live broadcasts on their devices.
But even that development may get upstaged by Aereo, Barry Diller's service that will allow viewers with a tablet or phone to catch live signals from any network.
The looming threats have sparked defensiveness in some quarters, as the industry struggles to maintain its primacy in a world crammed with new media.
"Broadcast is not an old medium being left behind by new ones, far from it," CBS chief Leslie Moonves said to media buyers Wednesday at Carnegie Hall.
At the very least, there would be a lot less to watch. The four major broadcasters will unleash 13 new comedies and nine freshman dramas this fall, with more to come in midseason.
"Repeats" has become a dirty word -- the audiences for them are shrinking to hash-mark ratings territory -- so executives are focused on keeping the pipeline filled with as many fresh episodes as possible.
The fixation on stars may be a way of marking time until the dust settles in the industry. The new series seem for the most part to promise familiar faces in familiar settings and shun the prickly antiheroes and high-concept plotlines increasingly found on cable.
Inspired by ABC's smash "Modern Family," programmers are heavily pushing one of TV's oldest genres, the family comedy. NBC's "Welcome to the Family" owes a direct debt to its ABC progenitor, with bickering Anglo and Latino clans blending into one oversize ensemble.
Fox, the former star of "Family Ties" and "Spin City," will play a TV newsman coping with fatherhood and Parkinson's disease -- not a typical comic pairing -- on NBC's "The Michael J. Fox Show." Hayes will play a newly divorced gay dad on NBC's "Sean Saves the World."
ABC, trying to rebrand Tuesdays as a comedy night, will hunt for living-room jokes in "The Goldbergs" and "Trophy Wife." And CBS has "The Millers," which stars Margo Martindale and Beau Bridges as parents who torment their recently divorced son ( Will Arnett).
NBC is giving "Blacklist" -- with Spader as a master con who mysteriously turns himself in to help the authorities solve other crimes -- the plum spot after "The Voice" on Mondays.
The network is also banking on two more stars in Friday costume dramas: Jonathan Rhys Meyers in a retelling of "Dracula," to be replaced in midseason with John Malkovich as the pirate Blackbeard in "Crossbones."
The industry is on the precipice, and major changes are on the way.
Executives will have to respond. For now, however, they are content to gaze upon the stars.
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