But, really, that’s child’s play. You want a real challenge? Try predicting who will host next year’s show.
How can we make a well-informed forecast, after all, if Oscar can’t even figure out what kind of show it wants to be?
This year, Ellen DeGeneres takes the wheel, returning to the hosting job for the first time since 2007.
DeGeneres, 55, is the proverbial “safe” choice — someone who can deliver some gentle, feel-good humor without pricking those gigantic Hollywood egos.
She’s an attempt to steer the show far, far away from the wreckage that Seth MacFarlane left behind.
You remember MacFarlane. He represented yet another bizarre bid by Oscar to bring in younger, “hipper” viewers.
At the time of his hiring, producers thoughgt he would make the telecast “entertaining and fresh.”
What they didn’t count on is that he’d also make it a bit repulsive.
MacFarlane’s hosting gig, which featured an entire musical number devoted to women’s breasts (“We Saw Your Boobs!”), was blasted by critics and viewers, as “cringeworthy.”
It all left fans to debate whether MacFarlane was a bigger disaster than the one in 2011, when the “young and edgy” choices were James Franco and Anne Hathaway as hosts.
Hathaway, bless her, gave it her all, but Franco basically phoned it in.
It has been quite amusing to watch the largely clueless attempt to find the right host, tone and balance for a snoozy telecast that continues to suffer from ratings declines.
After a 14-year stretch (1990-2004) of stability with Billy Crystal or Whoopi Goldberg, producers have given us a veritable grab bag.
Among the choices were in-your-face comedian Chris Rock (2005), witty social commentator Jon Stewart (2006 and ’08), and a twinkle-toed Hugh Jackman (2009).
Then, of course, there were the two-headed host experiments that gave us a pair of middle-aged smirky white guys (Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin, 2010) and the aforementioned newbies, Franco and Hathaway.
In 2012, Oscar was poised to go in yet another direction when it tapped Eddie Murphy to lead the way. But he bolted after director Brett Ratner was fired for shooting his mouth off, and the producers called on Crystal to perform a rescue mission.
Crystal, another “safe” choice, was sadly past his Oscar glory days, and his performance was widely panned.
So now what? After a series of tactical blunders, Oscar has turned back to Ellen, a likable, funny daytime TV personality, who earned generally favorable reviews in her first stint.
She’s not an inspired choice like the Golden Globes duo of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.
And she’s certainly not an exciting one. Some viewers, including those in the room, will find her to be comfortably conservative. Others will think she’s a bland dose of vanilla.
No one can really agree on what makes a good Oscar host or telecast.
Theoretically, our emcees should be funny, but not too snarky and insulting. The show should be classy, but not stuffy. And then there’s all that pressure of trying to appeal to widely varying demographics, not to mention dealing with the show’s inherent obstacles: gasbag speeches, too many who-cares categories, etc.
“It’s scary as hell,” she recently told the New York Times. “If you do great, the reaction is that you were good. Not great — good. If you don’t do well, they just tear you apart, and they never let you forget it.”
Well, good luck with that, Ellen. Break a leg, do your best and, perhaps you’ll be back next year.
But we’re not counting on it.
“86TH Academy Awards” Awards” begin at 5 p.m. on KOMO-TV, Channel 4.
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