Turkey economics

That’ll be $5 per person: It’ll cost $49.41 to make Thanksgiving dinner for 10 people this year, 37 cents more than in 2013, the Farm Bureau says.

The mental health therapy you’ll need after a day of slaving in the kitchen followed by bickering at the dinner table will cost about $100 an hour.

How does it feel? On “Lost Songs: The Basement Tapes Continued,” debuting Friday on Showtime, Elvis Costello and some fellow musicians who also wear sunglasses indoors create new songs from newly discovered lyrics written by Bob Dylan.

Throw in some incoherent nasal rambling and a bit of harmonica between the verses and “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” starts to sound like a Dylan song.

Furry suit gets you in for free: The producer of a TV documentary about Bigfoot says he’ll present compelling evidence of the beast’s existence this weekend, when Sasquatch believers gather at a convention in Ocean Shores.

Sasquatch conventions differ from other conventions in that participants start saying crazy stuff before they hit the hospitality suite.

— Mark Carlson, Herald staff

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