Everett is making a big-screen cameo in the new movie “7 Minutes,” and Hollywood Reporter says the film turned out well. But one passage from its review caught our eye:
“Filmed in the evocatively desolate town of Everett, Washington, it depicts a bank robbery intended to be committed over the course of a mere seven minutes by Sam (Luke Mitchell), his brother Mike (Jason Ritter) and their friend Owen (Zane Holtz). The imaginative conceit is to depict the heist in real time, with repeated High Noon-style shots of clocks ticking away the minutes as a series of flashbacks depict the intense build-up to the event.”
“Evocatively desolate” seems like an odd description of a city of more than 100,000 people that happens to house the biggest airplane factory in the world. So odd that it seems like they used a random-word generator to find an adverb and adjective.
So we’ve done the same. Here are the first results we found. Feel free to use them to describe Hollywood:
- Recently aboriginal
- Effecitvely unsuitable
- Sadly needless
- Zestfully debonair
- Reassuringly future
- Upbeat messy
- Commonly poor
- Jealously tricky
- Boastfully keen
- Offensively general
- Bitterly painstaking
- Scarily amazing
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