Politically incoherent: Following a question at Thursday’s GOP presidential candidate debate about having called women “fat pigs,” “dogs” and “slobs,” Donald Trump said Friday, “I don’t recognize those words whatsoever” and “We’re going to take a very serious look at it.”
While Trump is looking those up in his dictionary, here’s a few more he should find the definitions for: bully, misogynist and toast.
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I knew that shirt was dirty: A veteran Seattle police officer has been fired because he concocted a story about his missing service pistol and other items. He told investigators he recovered them through his criminal contacts, but later admitted he found the items in a bag under a pile of clothes at home.
Investigators weren’t impressed with the cop’s explanation that he cuffed a shirt when he found out it didn’t have a concealed carry permit.
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More from the Institute for No Duh Research: A study that found that butter raises cholesterol wasn’t surprising for its findings as much as it was for having been funded by a dairy industry group.
We bet they’re going for that “bad cow” image. They already have the nose rings and tattoos.
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