Sorry aboot that: Canadian pop star Justin Bieber will launch his 58-city “Purpose World Tour” in Seattle on March 9. Two of his new songs, “What Do You Mean” and “Sorry,” are in the Top 5 on Billboards Hot 100 chart.
Fifty-eight cities to listen to Bieber sing about being sorry? The only time I want to listen to a Canadian tell me he’s sorry is when Tim Horton’s runs out of maple doughnuts.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC says it plans to test market delivery of its buckets of chicken, mashed potatoes and biscuits in Los Angeles and San Francisco before possibly expanding the service to other U.S. cities. KFC is working with a delivery company to provide drivers.
It’s nice to know that Justin Bieber will be able to find work when he’s done with his tour.
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Don’t know much about history: On this day in 1789, Benjamin Franklin, in a letter to a friend, wrote: “In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.”
Replied his friend: “Dude, you’re depressing me. C’mon over and we’ll watch some Netflix and chill.”
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