What about Ken?

Betcha she’ll still love shopping: Mattel will soon begin selling Barbie dolls with three body types — Curvy, Tall and Petite. Also available will be seven skin tones, 22 eye colors and 24 hairstyles.

Original Barbie will also be available, in just one classic type: Body Not Found in Nature That Creates Unrealistic Expectations for Girls.

Hope springs eternal: Speaking to the media at a spring training preview luncheon Thursday, new Seattle Mariners General Manager Jerry Dipoto said the team has put together a contender for 2016.

In what was surely a coincidence, the same exact words are being spoken by the general managers for all 29 other teams in Major League Baseball.

Don’t know much about history: On this day in 1919, the ratification of the 18th Amendment to the Constitution, which launched Prohibition, was certified by Acting Secretary of State Frank L. Polk.

Alongside Polk was a psychiatrist, who issued a different kind of certification: that the United States had officially gone insane.

— Mark Carlson, Herald staff

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