Parents, here’s what you want to know about new movies

  • Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
  • Thursday, March 5, 2009 4:42pm
  • Life

A guide to movies from a family perspective:

“Fanboys”

Rated: PG-13.

Suitable for: Sci-fi fans who can laugh at themselves and enjoy crude, sometimes homophobic humor.

What you should know: Four friends travel from Ohio to San Francisco in 1998 to break into George Lucas’ ranch to see “Star Wars: Episode I” before it’s released. One member of their group is dying of cancer.

Language: The movie contains some profanity. Middle fingers are extended.

Sexual situations and nudity: The geeks try to get women to remove their tops without success, but the guys do moon their enemies.

Violence/scary situations: “Star Wars” and “Star Trek” fans rumble, but it’s played for laughs.

Alcohol and drug use: The geeks get high, visit a house party, gay bar and casino.

“Confessions of a Shopaholic”

Rated: PG.

Suitable for: Tweens and above.

What you should know: Movie stars Isla Fisher as a writer up to her eyeballs in debt but advising magazine readers about finance.

Language: Mild .

Sexual situations and nudity: Kisses are exchanged.

Violence/scary situations: Played for laughs.

Drug or alcohol use: Adults knock back champagne and frothy alcoholic drinks.

“Push”

Rated: PG-13.

Suitable for: 15-year-olds and up.

What you should know: Chris Evans and Dakota Fanning in a world of psychic espionage where people can see the future.

Language: Some profanity and expletives.

Sexual situations and nudity: Kissing, and a scene where a husband learns his wife has been unfaithful.

Violence/scary situations: Nonstop, with references to Nazi experiments, people being shot at or killing themselves, being injected with experimental drugs, and slugging it out with fists.

Drug or alcohol use: To sharpen her powers, Fanning’s character gets drunk. Adults are shown drinking.

“The Pink Panther 2”

Rated: PG.

Suitable for: 9- or 10-year-olds and up.

What you should know: This is a sequel to the 2006 film.

Language: Generally clean.

Sexual situations and nudity: Some hugs and flirtations, all mild, and a lecture about how it is inappropriate to stare at a woman’s cleavage and buttocks.

Violence/scary situations: Guns are fired but most of the violence is played for laughs, with pratfalls, karate face-offs, accidental fires, head-banging, reckless car driving and the like.

Drug or alcohol use: Adults drink wine and champagne.

“Coraline”

Rated: PG.

Suitable for: Children, especially those familiar with the book, age 8 and up.

What you should know: This animated movie is about an 11-year-old who discovers a secret passageway in her new apartment that leads to a world where her “other” mother and father live. It seems perfect until the other parents reveal their true selves.

Language: Nothing notable.

Sexual situations and nudity: An elderly actress appears in pasties and bikini bottom — until she unzips her lumpy body and steps out as a younger, thinner version of herself.

Violence/scary situations: Coraline and others are in danger, a boy loses his ability to talk, we see the spirits of children who disappeared and the “other” parents.

Drug or alcohol use: Nothing, other than some circus rats that appear to be drunk.

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