I thought Larry, Moe and Curly were, by now, “nyuk-nyuking” it up in Stooges’ Shangri-La.
Not so. They are alive and up to their familiar antics at a U.S. military base in Afghanistan. They created holy-smoke by burning copies of the Quran.
To demonstrate the sincerity of our apology we should fill a Boeing cargo jet with shoes and drop them on the heads of the military brass who ordered the “accidental” Quran bonfire.