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Maybe he’ll be their manager by then? On Aug. 9, the Seattle Mariners will induct former manager Lou Piniella, who managed the M’s from 1993 to 2002, into the team’s hall of fame.

With Lou’s induction assured, the M’s must now decide whether he will be memorialized hurling the first base bag into the outfield during a meltdown over an umpire’s call, or sneaking into the clubhouse for a cigarette after Bobby Ayala gave up a two-run homer in the eighth.

Can you Belieber this? An arrest Thursday in Miami Beach, Fla., for investigation of drunken driving and drag racing his $200,000 Lamborghini has put pop star Justin Bieber’s clean-cut image at risk.

The Canadian’s legal troubles could get even worse if Florida prosecutors decide to charge him under the state’s seldom-invoked Driving While Being a Rich Little Creep law.

Love won’t keep them together: 1970s pop stars The Captain and Tennille say they’re divorcing after 38 years of marriage.

Although the duo described their split as amicable, they blamed each other in court documents for the decision to record “Muskrat Love.”

— Mark Carlson, Herald staff