Bacon explosion Wellington? Sloppy Joe on a Krispy Kreme? Corn dog pizza?
Yes, these things exist.
You’ll also find deep-fried peanut butter-covered brownie wrapped in cookie dough in full photographic glory at “This Is Why You Are Fat: Where Dreams Become Heart Attacks” at thisiswhyyourefat.com.
It’s a barebones site with little more than reader-submitted pictures of over-the-top food that would embarrass most gluttons.
How would you like to try a Loosiana gator dog?
It goes a little something like this: “Butterflied Wagyu beef frank stuffed with a melted three-cheese blend, topped with a tequila-spiked three-bean alligator chili, and finished off with sour cream, freshly chopped chives and crushed Fritos.”
Sarah Jackson: 425-339-3037, firstname.lastname@example.org.