Why couldn’t John O’Hurley have just gone into seclusion, grown a huge, thick beard and popped up in a couple of years teaching a class at Harvard University?
Oh, that’s only for presidential candidates who lose close contests.
O’Hurley got his wish and the lame viewers of “Dancing with the Stars” who still cared enough to watch the “do-over” that happened Tuesday and cast their votes tipped the scale in his direction by less than 1 percent.
Should we have a rubber match, or what?
Whatever the case, Kelly Monaco of “General Hospital” and dance-contest-fixing fame is still the real winner and no one can, or should take that hideous trophy away from her.
So stick that cha-cha in your rumba and waltz it, O’Hurley!
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