‘Star Wars: The Clone Wars’: Cartoon should please kids, nerds

  • By Robert Horton Herald Movie Critic
  • Thursday, August 14, 2008 2:21pm
  • LifeGo-See-Do

George Lucas returns to The Force with “Star Wars: The Clone Wars,” an animated opus meant to slot in somewhere between episodes II and III of the live-action series.

As usual with Lucas lately, The Force may not be especially strong, but it is shrewd. Geared toward younger viewers, this installment of the space odyssey is meant as a platform for a new cartoon TV series.

The key phrase in all of this is “geared for younger viewers.” In plot terms, “The Clone Wars” is rather pleasingly simple: Despite all the confusing exposition about the Empire and trade agreements, the story is about a kidnapping and rescue; that’s really it.

The characters are familiar from parts I-III of the saga, although they are (with a few exceptions) voiced by unknown actors here. Anakin Skywalker, the Jedi knight who will someday turn into Darth Vader, is sent on a mission to retrieve the blobby son of Jabba the Hutt.

The mini-Hutt has been kidnapped by henchmen of the evil Count Dooku. Anakin is joined by Ahsoka, a young Jedi-in-training. Her supposedly adorable bickering with Anakin forms most of the movie’s comic relief.

There’s also Obi-Wan Kenobi, and devious Chancellor Palpatine, and croaky old Yoda. Also thousands of computer-generated clone warriors, who are given the movie’s dumbest one-liners.

Some characters have been elevated to prominent status, including the bald villainess Asajj Ventress and Jabba’s slimy relative, Ziro the Hutt, who sounds like Truman Capote on a bad day.

Curiously, with all the digital muscle at his disposal, Lucas has designed the characters in a style that makes them look like the wooden marionettes from the old “Thunderbirds” TV show. There are a lot of heavy eyebrows on view.

The rest of the animation, a non-stop barrage of bodies and planetary landscapes, makes you feel as if you’re trapped inside a video game. Some of it’s handsome, a lot of it’s chaotic, and all of it is at the service of that tin-ear Lucas dialogue (even if the movie is officially written by a team of writers, and directed by Henry Gilroy).

“Clone Wars” is good enough to keep the “Star Wars” nation happy, and it should get kids hooked on the next TV show. Not sure what other point there is to it. Lucas is truly the master of the Empire — or is it master of him?

Talk to us

> Give us your news tips.

> Send us a letter to the editor.

> More Herald contact information.

More in Life

Inside Timothy Walsh’s Little Free Library on Sept. 3, 2025 in Everett. (Olivia Vanni / The Herald)
Big stories live in small boxes

Little Free Libraries offer free books for all ages, if you know where to look.

The Olson Bros Band, 9 to 5, Northwest Perspectives, and more

Music, arts and more coming to Snohomish County

Curly Tops Cypress (Chamaecyparis pisfiera), a modern version of the old Boulevard Cypress, is one I chose years ago and still enjoy. Great blue color and interesting twisted needles add texture to boot. This is a smaller grower, maturing to perhaps 10-feet tall and 8-feet wide, but it will take some shearing if needed. (Sunnyside Nursery)
Part 2 of the Trilogy of Conifers – Beyond Blue

Honesty is always the best policy and since I promised a “Trilogy… Continue reading

Cascadia visitors mingle among the art during its 10th anniversary celebration, on Sept. 12, in Edmonds, Wash. (Jon Bauer / The Herald)
A small museum with a big impact on northwest art

Cascadia Art Museum in Edmonds celebrates a decade of art and forgotten voices.

Our “Evergreen State” of Washington filled with native conifers like Douglas Fir, Western Hemlock and Red Cedar, among others. (Sunnyside Nursery)
Conifers Large and Small

With old man winter approaching shortly, December presents a perfect opportunity for… Continue reading

Sweet and spicy, Honey Sriracha Shrimp is a no-fuss fall classic for seafood lovers

Honey Sriracha Shrimp is a deliciously sweet and spicy dish we are… Continue reading

Information panels on display as a part of the national exhibit being showcased at Edmonds College on Nov. 19, 2025 in Lynnwood, Washington. (Olivia Vanni / The Herald)
Edmonds College hosts new climate change and community resilience exhibit

Through Jan. 21, visit the school library in Lynnwood to learn about how climate change is affecting weather patterns and landscapes and how communities are adapting.

Stollwerck Plumbing owner J.D. Stollwerck outside of his business along 5th Street on Nov. 5, 2025 in Mukilteo, Washington. (Olivia Vanni / The Herald)
‘Happy 1 year anniversary of bridge withdrawals’

Residents of Everett and Mukilteo live life on the edge … of the Edgewater Bridge.

Many outdoor gems, such as Camellias, bloom in the winter, some of which offer fragrance as a bonus. (Sunnyside Nursery)
Holiday Gifts for Gardeners

With the holiday season now in full swing and Christmas just around… Continue reading

Kicking Gas Campaign Director Derek Hoshiko stands for a portrait Thursday, Sep. 7, 2023, in Langley, Washington. (Ryan Berry / The Herald)
Climate justice group Kicking Gas is expanding efforts to Snohomish County

The nonprofit aims to switch residents to electrical appliances and can help cover up to 75% of installation costs.

May Sinclaire, Dakota Stone’s mother, practices punching her body shield.
Whidbey boxer has inspiring story of her own

Though a recent Hollywood film explores the career of professional female boxer… Continue reading

Andrea Gould-Linder carries out her uncles’ cat Diva as she helps her family evacuate their home on Ebey Island on Wednesday, Dec. 10, 2025 in Everett, Washington. (Olivia Vanni / The Herald)
Live updates: Ferguson declares state of emergency; National Guard to be deployed

Key developments:

  • More than 400 Guard members to be deployed in the next two days.
  • Latest forecast: Stilly River predicted to reach near-record-breaking heights
  • Shelter was in the process of placing the last few dogs Wednesday.
  • Dikes around Ebey Island are expected to overtop by midday Wednesday.

Support local journalism

If you value local news, make a gift now to support the trusted journalism you get in The Daily Herald. Donations processed in this system are not tax deductible.