What Amazon best-sellers say about us

  • By Will Oremus Slate
  • Thursday, December 26, 2013 4:06pm
  • Life

Amazon’s best-selling books of 2013 tell us a lot about America:

1. We’re very confident that we’re good at a lot of things. We’re just not quite sure what they are.

Tom Rath: “Strengths Finder 2.0.”

2. We treat women so unequally in the workplace that they’re starting to form support groups.

Sheryl Sandberg: “Lean In.”

3. We have wimpy kids.

Jeff Kinney: “Diary of a Wimpy Kid.”

4. We like history, as long as long as it deifies our forefathers and justifies American exceptionalism.

Rush Limbaugh: “Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims.”

5. We’re desperate for guidance from Jesus, even if it’s just an author named Sarah Young pretending to be Jesus.

Sarah Young: “Jesus Calling.”

6. We prefer Dan Brown’s “Inferno” to Dante’s “Inferno.”

Dan Brown: “Inferno.”

7. We really miss Harry Potter.

Rick Riordan: “House of Hades.”

8. We’ll tolerate the occasional work of actual literature as long as it’s super-short and there’s a movie.

F. Scott Fitzgerald: “The Great Gatsby.”

9. We still like to be told what matters by very serious old white men in blazers.

Charles Krauthammer: “Things That Matter.”

10. We like science, as long as it proves that heaven is real.

Eben Alexander: “Proof of Heaven.”

11. We’re pretty sure Jesus was a Tea Partier.

Bill O’Reilly: “Killing Jesus.”

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