Don’t blame these shiny scalps

Olympia, take a bow as you are the nation’s number two city with the “worst hair.” Corpus Christi, Texas is number one.

I don’t make this up. They do.

On Olympia they write:

The rainy days and off-the-charts humidity will surely give your hair the blues in this capitol city. If you live here you are also most likely getting your hair cut by the neighbor’s kid, seeing as though there are only 25 listed hairstylists in the city.

I’m sure a lawmaker is right now crafting a bill to ban the acquisition of frizzies and the onset of humidity. It’s probably a good guess that fingers of blame are getting pointed at legislative leadership for allowing this dishonor to happen.

Not everyone must share in the blame and certainly not this group of frizzy-free fellows.