“Yeah, he’s not too happy with us since we went and took his shotgun.”
“He’s usually got a mullet, and now he’s got a crazy eye. D.O.C.’s pretty familiar with him.”
“Other than a white guy carrying a cat, do you know what kind of clothes he’s wearing?”
Medics responding to call for help:
“We found no patient, just some spilled beverage.”
Sergeant to officer:
“No, we are not taking his piano. He needs to take it back to his place.”
“She says that people there are drunk and arguing about politics. We’re going to go make sure it calms down.”
“He had a work visa … apparently his work consisted of criminal fraud.”
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