“Hey bro, what degree of assault do we have on this turkey?”
“After she blocked him in, he got out and banged on her windows. We advised him it was probably best not to do that to an elderly lady.”
“That family hasn’t told the truth in over 30 years.”
Dispatcher to medics:
“She has a history of liking to bite and kick. She is 82 years old, but would you like police?”
“This is not a cardiac arrest. The subject fell over a fence and has a leg fracture.”
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