“(Caller) says there is an unconscious male in the bathroom, door is locked. All they can hear is snoring in the bathroom.”
“She couldn’t tell if it was a DV or just juveniles being stupid with fireworks.”
Planning a tricky apprehension:
“We’ll probably wanna get a dog, ‘cause she’ll split and she’ll be fast.”
Cop 1: “Do you have my handcuffs?”
Cop 2: “No, ask Jeff.”
Cop 1: “Well we gotta scrounge some up, otherwise I can only arrest one person at a time tonight.”
Cop after a limited-consent search of a car but not the trunk:
“There’s probably meth in there as well. He didn’t want us to check in there though.”
Cop 1: “He’s dating (his ex’s) best friend, so there’s some weird family issues there.”
Cop 2: “It is north Everett, isn’t it?”
“Do we have (probable cause) or is this just a ‘What’s up?’”
Crews checking their gear before heading out:
“A real medic only needs a ballpoint pen.”
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