“Can I get you to swing by a residence in Gold Bar? We’re looking for a grandma so we can get rid of a juvenile delinquent.”
“… got glasses on his head, possibly high, tried to urinate on the RP’s car … now arguing”
“He’s sketchy … burg … Yeah, he’s a sketchy dude.”
“Yeah, he keeps reaching down.”
“I’ll head over.”
“The suspect is about 35. He only stole two small bottles of Hennessy.”
“Disagreeing with neighbor … thinks he’s being zapped with electrical impulses.”
Cop 1: “Are you looking for her?”
Cop 2: “No. She’s annoying, but no.”
Cop 1: “What’s he look like?”
Cop 2: “A convict.”
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