A sticky situation

  • Mark Carlson, Herald staff
  • Tuesday, November 11, 2008 11:14pm
  • OpinionThe Buzz

Herald columnist Julie Muhlstein’s got the lowdown on how to remove political bumper stickers from your car. A caveat: No removal method is effective on stickers advertising the campaigns of Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich.

Wonder how big your turkey should be? Check out our handy calculator. Be advised, though, that the calculator is calibrated for the European Union. For American appetites, multiply recommended turkey weights by 1.75. For mashed potatoes, multiply the butter by 2.25.

Speaking of Europeans, a 22-year-old man from Denmark has won more than $9 million at the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas. Think of it: A Dane is the best Texas Hold ‘Em player in the world. It’s like an American winning a Winter Olympics gold medal in that event that combines cross-country skiing, target shooting, yodeling and consumption of lye-cured cod.

The Mariners are interviewing Little Joey Cora to be their manager in 2009. Joey promises to improve the M’s hitting and clubhouse morale, and cry in the dugout after every defeat.

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