Don’t make me stop this car and leave you in Nebraska

Hey, kids, let’s take a vacation! Worried about becoming the nation’s clearinghouse for difficult teenagers, Nebraska is on the verge of changing a law that allows parents to abandon children up to 17 years old.

The law is likely to change in mid-November, so now’s the time to pile the kids in the car for that cross-country trip you’ve always dreamed of. At least for a couple more weeks, little Janey and Timmy won’t give you much trouble as you cross the nation’s heartland.

A little distracted: The UW’s decision to send football coach Tyrone Willingham packing is causing uncertainty for his assistants, who don’t know whether to recruit new players.

Here’s hoping they stay on the recruiting trail. Kids are really impressed with coaches who sob pitifully and promise them endless heartache. How else do you think WSU gets players to sign up?

Something to fill the void: Apparently writing steamy romance novels by the dozen left her unsatisfied, so Danielle Steel is launching a blog.

Internet users reported being excited that there would finally be something a little naughty to look at online.

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