It’s Friday the 13th, and today’s Super Quiz points out that you might want to avoid lighting three cigarettes with one match. But if you’re lighting up three at a time, you’re a risk taker anyway, right? A few more things to fear today:
Skimpy swimwear: A Utah town is expected to lift a ban on bikinis and Speedos at the city pool. It’s only fair. People in every town should have to avert their eyes when Grandpa goes for a dip.
Large green men: “The Incredible Hulk” hits theaters today. Herald critic Robert Horton pans Edward Norton’s performance, saying he makes a dull David Banner.
Apparently he learned nothing from watching the film, because he seems to be trying to make Norton angry.
Owning Yahoo stock: The price plunged after investors gave up hope of a Microsoft takeover. Now, in a sad scene, Yahoo is crawling to Google, looking to make a deal.
Google responded that it would be happy to form an alliance, adding. “Mwahahahahahaha.”
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