For doggerel, our brains we’re rackin’

In Washington, we do no frackin’;

For fear the ground be crackin’.

But the scores we be a trackin’;

Of Seattle’s new team, the Kracken.

The puck, they’ll be a wackin’;

In the new stadium, we be packin’.

After the roof, they be a jackin’.

Too bad the virus has us all a hackin’;

And our mobility sorely lackin’;

Better days ahead, we’ll take a different tackin’;

Too much yakin’, it’s me you’ll be a sackin’.

Dave Wallace

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