Heavy metal Miley

Teen queen Miley Cyrus’ line of jewelry sold only at Wal-Mart contains high levels of a toxic metal, an Associated Press investigation has found.

So far, the jewelry isn’t blamed for any sickness, although people who watched Cyrus’ most recent movie, “The Last Song,” reported bouts of intestinal discomfort afterward.

Some guys are gonna come: Greece managed to stave off bankruptcy Wednesday, paying off creditors by using money from the European Union rescue package.

The payout gave the troubled nation some breathing room, but European nations warned Greece that if it missed any future payments, it would be visited by Sicily.

It’s beastly! Organizers of the 2012 Olympics in London rolled out the games’ official mascot Wednesday: singularly odd creatures sporting a single orifice that’s either an eye, a mouth or an input port for the assimilation of carbon-based life forms.

Officials predicted English schoolchildren would love the mascots, but the first kids to lay eyes on them shrieked in horror, then beat the things to death with cricket bats.

— Mark Carlson, Herald staff

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