The Herald has an index at the bottom of the front page that shows where certain features can be found.
Here is what the real index would look like:
Front Page: Environmental disaster du jour.
A2: Stories related to “Get Trump.”
A3: Stories related to rights of Indigenous tribes.
A4: Sports news with nary a mention of out-of-area teams or individuals.
Editorial page: The usual line of baloney from Eugene Robinson, Sid Schwab, Aleandra Petri, etc.
A5: Stories about the ever-expanding rights of the ALPHABET people.
A6: The worst comic strips in the U.S.
A7: General propaganda stories from the extreme left.
A8: Stories about misunderstood homeless and police brutality.