Dear Boeing, it’s long past time for you to issue a mea culpa regarding the crashes of the 737 Max.
Here, I’ve drafted the press release for you:
“We’ve done some really stupid things and we are sorry. We forgot that we were an engineering company and worried more about shareholder return on investment than safety and quality. We will immediately replace our CEO and all the “yes” people who ignorantly nodded their acquiescence into the sewer we now find ourselves in.”