Legal joke

The nation’s comedians heaved a sigh of relief Wednesday when a judge threw out a lawsuit that sought to block a comic from making jokes about her in-laws.

If successful, the lawsuit would have rendered so much material off-limits that comedians would be limited to wisecracks about women drivers.

Cry for help: Milton Bradley has told the Mariners he needs the team’s help in dealing with personal issues.

Later Wednesday, general manager Jack Zduriencik announced the team had traded two minor league outfielders to the Brewers in exchange for a month’s supply of Zoloft and a psychiatrist to be named later.

One in 175 million: A woman who works in the newsroom at a television station in Los Angeles has won the $266 million Mega Millions lottery.

The lucky ducky doesn’t know what she’ll do with her massive windfall, but did report a windfall of a different kind: 23,499 Facebook friend requests.

— Mark Carlson, Herald staff

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