How about “cut and run”? With the failure of previous attempts, with catchy names such as “top hat,” “top kill” and “junk shot,” to stop the flow of crude oil into the Gulf of Mexico, BP now says its next stab at it will saw through the damaged pipe and attach a funnel-like valve. As yet, the latest proposed cure doesn’t appear to have a name.
Rest assured, BP’s top officials won’t quit until they’ve got a short, catchy masculine name for their latest ineffective solution.
You know, like Bonzo, Bubbles and J. Fred Muggs: A Malaysian official, defending a proposed animal-testing lab, said God created rats and monkeys for medical experiments.
He couldn’t be more wrong; God created monkeys so that we could dress them up in funny outfits to entertain us.
Barbecuing with The Buzz: Memorial Day marks the traditional start of the grilling season and we’ve got some tips on how to enjoy a holiday barbecue safely.
And considering our moist and miserable weather of late, you also might be interested in picking up a bottle of Uncle Buzz’s Chipotle- Flavored Waterproof Barbecue Sauce. It’s great on ribs or for Scotchgarding your jacket.
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