Red, red wine

Hey, wait a minute — they drink wine in North Carolina? More than $300,000 of elite wine stolen from the famed French Laundry restaurant in California’s Napa Valley has been found in a private wine cellar in North Carolina.

The cache of prized vintages migh never have been located had the alleged thieves remembered to camouflage it with a protective layer of Two-Buck Chuck and Yellow Tail Shiraz.

Happy motoring: For the first time since 2009, most Americans are paying less than $2 a gallon for gasoline, which leaves consumers with extra money for luxuries like Two-Buck Chuck and Yellow Tail Shiraz.

Experts agree the price of oil eventually will rise. That’s good news for the petrostate of Saudi Arabia, which was forced to choose the $650 budget funeral alternative option for the recently deceased King Abdullah.

Don’t know much about history: On this day in 1935, canned beer was sold for the first time, in Richmond, Virginia.

Also on this day in 1935, a frat boy at the nearby University of Virginia gave himself a concussion by draining a can of beer in a single gulp, then attempting to crush the steel can by smashing it against his forehead.

— Mark Carlson, Herald staff

Talk to us

> Give us your news tips.

> Send us a letter to the editor.

> More Herald contact information.

More in Opinion

toon
Editorial cartoons for Friday, May 23

A sketchy look at the news of the day.… Continue reading

A visitor takes in the view of Twin Lakes from a second floor unit at Housing Hope’s Twin Lakes Landing II Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2023, in Marysville, Washington. (Ryan Berry / The Herald)
Editorial: Housing Hope’s ‘Stone Soup’ recipe for community

With homelessness growing among seniors, an advocate calls for support of the nonprofit’s projects.

Schwab: Words, numbers mean what Trump and cadre say they mean

It’s best if you 86 past and present; they only keep you from accepting what’s happening around you.

Kristof: Helpful tips from an anti-authoritarian playbook

Don’t underestimate the power of mockery, pointing out corruption and the influence held by one person.

Time for age, term limits for all politicians

I think we’re all getting weary about how old and decrepit our… Continue reading

Fluoridated water best way to ensure dental health

Obviously drinking bleach in any form is not a great proposition, and… Continue reading

What do we need with growth and its problems?

Why do we have to prepare for growth? Stupid question, right? Well… Continue reading

toon
Editorial cartoons for Thursday, May 22

A sketchy look at the news of the day.… Continue reading

Comment: Cuts to science grants threat to our health, economy

Federal funding through the National Science Foundation has provided countless benefits to our lives.

Return of salmon after dam removal proves it works

A truly inspiring article published on May 7 in The Oregonian offers… Continue reading

Cuts to scientific research cut us off from solutions

Where to start with the actions Donald Trump has taken which worry… Continue reading

Comment: The gift 747 was only one problem in Mideast trip

Along with the thinly veiled bribe, came a shift to excuse the region’s autocratic monarchies.

Support local journalism

If you value local news, make a gift now to support the trusted journalism you get in The Daily Herald. Donations processed in this system are not tax deductible.