Sweet fancy Moses. Jerry Seinfeld is going to be a pitchman for Microsoft. Seinfeld always had a Mac on his desk in his TV show, but $10 million convinced him to give his old computer the “it’s not you, it’s me” routine.
Not spongeworthy: A letter writer complains to Dear Abby that her husband’s dog interrupts things every time they try to … yadda yadda yadda.
The dog that keeps spoiling the romance is called Lucky. The woman’s hubby most definitely is not.
No need to wait for Festivus. There’s already an airing of grievances after both the men’s and women’s track relay teams dropped the baton at the Olympics.
U.S. officials are threatening coaches, but everyone just needs to take a deep breath and say, “Serenity now.”
Giddy-up: A Canadian college is developing a diploma for surfing. Finally, a degree for people who hate going to class. Why hasn’t The Evergreen State College already thought of this?
Required courses will include Hot-dogging, Speaking Dude Language, and the Science of Shrinkage.
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