Sportlandia: Don’t you trust your lil’ sister?

Trust me, bell bottoms are back: Portland-based sportswear giant Nike introduced its new uniforms for all 32 NFL teams, including significant changes for the Seattle Seahawks, including new uniform colors that include College Navy, Action Green and Wolf Grey.

Fan reaction is split about the new look, but it could have been worse. Letting a Portland company redesign the uniforms for a Seattle sports team is a little like asking a guy to trust his little sister and let her pick his wardrobe for the big date.

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Git ‘er done: A crew of six workers with brushes and high-pressure washers is removing nine years of grime from the 520-foot diameter Tacoma Dome’s exterior. A private donor is paying $104,000 for the work, because the city didn’t have the money in its budget.

Good for the donor, but there must be scores of guys who would have hauled out their pressure washers and leaf blowers and volunteered to blast the grime for free.

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Rules are rules: After a 23-year-old transgender woman from Vancouver, B.C., was initially told she would not be allowed to compete in the Miss Universe pageant, Donald Trump said the woman could compete for Canada’s title.

That’s provided her long-form birth certificate shows she was born in Canada.

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