Stop the scoreboard; Super Bowl LV was rigged!

Super Bowl LV was rigged! Kansas City won by a landslide; you know it and I know it. Kansas City scored first, then I took a nap and when I woke up the score was 31-9. How could Kansas City be ahead and then lose, if the game was not rigged? I am sure there is a link here to Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama stealing the score; I don’t know this for a fact, but I just know it’s true. Well that is what Q told me.

Where did all these extra points come from? Was it all those cardboard effigies of immigrants cheering in the stands? Were those effigies even registered to vote or attend the game? With all the fans I saw cheering for Kansas City at the pregame rallies, how could Kansas lose? The only explanation is that Tampa Bay cheated and stole the game.

Every time Kansas City scored three points, the rigged scoreboard gave Tampa Bay seven points. The only explanation can be that the scoreboard must have been manufactured in Venezuela and it was Hugo Chávez, who came back from the dead to change the score for Tampa Bay.

Despite my numerous tweets, the referees tossed out my 60 lawsuits to overturn the Super Bowl LV score; there was no recount of the score and Tampa Bay was wrongfully declared the winner. These corrupt referees then went on to certify Tampa Bay’s win 31-9. There was no independent commission established to recount the score to certify the game win.

We should all march on NFL headquarters and take back the Super Bowl LV on Jan. 6. It will be wild!

If we do not strongly take back the Super Bowl, we will not have football until next fall and our country will be destroyed forever by the Tampa Bay hoard. I will be with you when you storm the NFL headquarters on Jan. 6 to overturn the results of Super Bowl LV; or, at least I will watch you on television. P.S. if you get arrested, do not count on me for a pardon.

Bill Lider

Lynnwood

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