Tarzan sad

Tarzan sad

Now will never learn truth: Depending on who you talk to, a chimpanzee who died at a Florida animal sanctuary was either Cheetah, Tarzan’s 80-year-old ape sidekick, or an imposter. The shelter director claims documentation proving Cheetah’s past was lost in a 1995 fire.

Police initially suspected Tantor the elephant and Numa the lion with causing the fire out of jealousy but were unable to link the pair to the blaze.

Where’s the on button? Game maker Hasbro is selling its classic board games, including Life, Clue, Risk and Scrabble, in special-edition wooden boxes as boomers reconnect with their childhoods and show their grandkids what fun was like before Angry Birds.

And the kids are going to be just as underwhelmed by the board games as the boomers were when their grandparents tried to interest them in guiding a rolling metal hoop down the street with a stick.

Divided we stall: The new boundaries for the state’s 1st Congressional District may make it “the most evenly divided congressional district” in the U.S., said Republican Slade Gorton, who had a hand in redrawing them.

Accordingly, The Buzz amends its proposal from yesterday and suggests the 1st District be represented not by a Magic 8 Ball but by a coin flip.

—Jon Bauer, Herald staff

Talk to us

> Give us your news tips.

> Send us a letter to the editor.

> More Herald contact information.

More in Opinion

January 20, 2025: Trump Inauguration
Editorial cartoons for Friday, Jan. 24

A sketchy look at the news of the day.… Continue reading

Brecca Yates (left) helps guide dental student Kaylee Andrews through a crown prep exercise at Northshore Dental Assisting Academy on in April, 2021 in Everett. (Olivia Vanni / The Herald file photo)
Editorial: Give dental patients’ coverage some teeth

Bills in Olympia would require insurers to put at least 85 percent of premiums toward patient care.

Schwab: ‘To the best of my ability’ gives Trump the out he needs

What President Trump executed were dangerous pardons, climate action, transphobia and scorn for mercy.

Paul: Should we be OK with ‘It’s all good’ and ‘You’re perfect’?

The inflation of verbal exchanges from “fine” to “great,” seems forced to combat our grievance culture.

Stephens: MAGA loyalty, liberal scorn team to aid Hegseth

Ten years ago, reports like the ones dogging him would have doomed his nomination. Now, it’s a badge of MAGA honor.

Kristof: Trump has already made U.S. weaker, more vulnerable

Add to his Jan. 6 pardons and leaving the World Health Organization, saving TikTok’s Chinese backdoor.

Comment: Musk’s abrupt silence on AI concerns is deafening

Not long ago, AI was an existential threat in the tech mogul’s mind. Does political convenience now reign?

toon
Editorial cartoons for Thursday, Jan. 23

A sketchy look at the news of the day.… Continue reading

Saunders: Biden’s pen paved way for Trump’s Jan. 6 pardons

As he left, Biden issued commutations and unconditional pardons, providing cover for Trump’s.

Comment: Trump may actually prove to be king for just a day

Issuing more than 200 executive orders on Day One, Trump may find the going harder from now on.

Comment: Crusade against birthright citizenship classic Trump

Even if meant only to discourage immigration, the effect will be brutalize all Americans.

Comment: Ukraine peace requires Trump to stand up to Putin

Ukraine won’t capitulate. It will negotiate if it’s given a stronger hand to play against Russia.

Support local journalism

If you value local news, make a gift now to support the trusted journalism you get in The Daily Herald. Donations processed in this system are not tax deductible.