Oregon handily defeated Winthrop in the second round of the NCAA Tournament on Sunday , thanks to some good shooting, a strong defensive performance and nausea-inducing uniforms.
The team didn’t speculate on the role its fluorescent garb might have had in its victory, but we’re guessing even a team of arthritic 80-year-olds could block shots if their uniforms rendered the other players temporarily blind.
Here are a few other things the Oregon players could do with their garb:
Speaking of things that are nauseating, hundreds of people stood in line for up to an hour to taste sheep testicles at a festival in Nevada (http://www.heraldnet.com/stories/07/03/19/100wir_a2oyster001.cfm).
We’re willing to wait much, much longer to try what one person called “just another tender meat.” In fact, we plan to wait forever.
— Katie Mayer, Herald staff